The Dog Song

So....if you come to the first annual just post holidy party at the Haney Place...you just might be blessed with the newest song  -- The Dog Song -- something like this --

Theo was a good old boy
Worked hard all his life -- that's still his joy
Momma bought you a paw print bed
Go lay down and rest your head

Tuffy is a dandy boy
Dances in a circle when he has to void
When he's happy, licks Theo's peepee
Don't poop in the house, little Tuffy!!!

I know -- you're all crying for the sheer deep emotion of it.  I know.  It's ok.